Crypt Five Kicker

Lord Omar had signed his letter as ``Pope Kerry Wendell Thornley, Grand Ballyhoo of Egypt, Pyramid of Right Thinking, Crypt Five.'' I decided to do an exceedingly subtle (Hell, it hardly registered at all) pun on the line from ``Monster Mash'' which mentions a ``vocal group; the Crypt-Kicker Five.''
      (Hey, not everything can be a jewel. I just include stuff as I see unfit.)