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Oriental
Trading Company; all references to ``them'' and ``their''
are meant to refer in the standard third-person way to a physically, 
grammatically and, yes, spiritually separate and 
distinct entity that would otherwise be referred to with such phrases as
``me,'' ``my'' or ``this guy right here where I'm sitting.''
Anything that you find on this page which offends you is my
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wish to pester me about it,
I cordially invite you to do so.  If you do do so, however, be
forewarned that I'm likely to cordially invite you to go stick your head 
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