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Disclaimer:This web site is not administered, paid for, connected
to or subject to any other abstract legal entanglements with the
Oriental
Trading Company; all references to ``them'' and ``their''
are meant to refer in the standard third-person way to a physically,
grammatically and, yes, spiritually separate and
distinct entity that would otherwise be referred to with such phrases as
``me,'' ``my'' or ``this guy right here where I'm sitting.''
Anything that you find on this page which offends you is my
fault, and I'll thank you not to pester other people about it. If you
wish to pester me about it,
I cordially invite you to do so. If you do do so, however, be
forewarned that I'm likely to cordially invite you to go stick your head
in a pig.
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