Flatulence

     

Flatulence

Upright: In the immortal words of Benjamin Franklin: ``Fart proudly.'' If you think it's funny, run with it, propriety be damned.

Reversed: As I'm sure Bennie boy would have continued: ``...but be careful not to soil yourself.'' Good humor, like a good fart, is a spontaneous and joyous thing. A good, offensive joke may smell for a while, but the odor will leave presently and you will be none the worse for wear. If you force an offensive joke into existence, though, you run the risk of a more tangible and lingering stink.