Telegram from IM False's Mom
OCTOBER 25, 1993
TO: MR HEATH
CARE: CSEA SAN JOSE CALIF.


DEAR MR. HEATH:
STOP PLEASE EXCUSE MY DAUGHTER CHRISTINE TOBEY / I M FALSE KSC CHAPLIN POEE FROM WRITING TODAY STOP SHE SLIPPED AND BRUISED HER PINEAL GLAND WHILE CONSULTING ERIS DISCORDIA STOP NORMA SPITTLE MOM AND POPE STOP
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