The Paisley Belt
Here, finally, is the response that I got from
Lord Omar
(written out by
hand, no less), conferring upon me a Great Honor (and, e'en better, yet another
title).
Rev. Al -
I swear by the Nine Skeletons of Martin Bormann, you have earned a Paisley
Belt in
Zenarchy.
If I say the Doktorin is not Absolute Truth, then I look pretty cheap
sending you to Hell over it.
At a loss for words with which to refute your redoubtable (or unredoubtable)
position, I consulted Eris.
All She said was: ``Don't
worry your pretty little
Pineal Gland
over it.''
Eisenhower! (San Juan Batista says most people say ``Jesus!'' when they mean
``Eisenhower!'')
May the Madness always find you,
Kerry