Experi-Mental Evidence
Has something ever struck you as insanely funny, but you didn't know why
(no matter how long you thought about it) and it never struck you as funny
again? That's because the Straight Lines and Gag Lines don't have to
manifest as things that our best theories consider ``funny.'' Sure, our
humor theories work pretty well for most cases that are observable (much
as Newtonian mechanics does), but the underlying partickle metaphysics
clearly shows that Straight Lines and Gag Lines can show up in any form
whatsoever, and their annihilation will create Humor (which is detected as
laughter).
For example, the words ``fat lip'' could be the matching Gag Line for the
Straight Line that manifests as sitting in your Mom's living room watching VH1
on a particular date at a particular time. The two annihilate and you start
laughing, but you don't know why (what's worse, it's a particularly big
reaction and you wind up laughing for half an hour).
This is a common phenomenon, which is why no one ever thinks it unusual that
they've been laughing for no reason at all. If the recipient of the blessing
(for it is such, Hail
Eris) thinks about it at all, he usually dismisses
it hurriedly as being caused by sleep deprivation or low blood sugar (that's
Greyface, trying to turn you away from the
tickles of Eris).