Pineal Gland

      According to Funk & Wagnall's (Cheezy) Desk Dictionary:
     

Pineal Gland

A small, reddish gray, vascular, conical body of rudimentary glandular structure found in the brain and having no known function.

      Well, having no known function to the Normals, anyway. It is the psycho-metaphysical link between Eris and Her children, the point where the Realm of Ideas (and silly ones at that) touches the World of Substance, the elusive bridge known to the Norse as Bifrost, the long-sought-after fulcrum around which the quantum vectors of chance turn like a carousel -- the Large Intestine, if you will, connecting the Discordian Insanity to that which it shovels.