Stolen Holiday

Stolen Holiday
by Godspo Hasken, as channeled by Rev. Dr. N. A. Terata, Primus Ultimatum, Digitus Opposatum Gloriam (``This has Nothing to do with Oppossums, unless I change my mind.'')

NEWS FLASH:
      Godspo Hasken has channeled unto The Right Reverend A.N. Terata news of a lost christian holy day!
      The lost Christian Holy Day, stolen by pranksters and fools is...
      April Fools Day!
      It was told unto me by Godspo, who was chillin w/ the almighty and showing His Son how to use his hands as a whistle, that Godspo still had some of that Kallisti Gold lying around from that REALLY GOOD party our Lady threw in the First Times (When Creatures did Flop inthe Mud, and Frighten Each Other, or Fall Down) -- Well, one thing led to another, and, well, they were pretty lit.
      Suddenly God got the giggles...
      ``What?'' spaketh Godspo. ``Come on, tell me, What amuseth thou so soundly, Yawwie?''
      ``*Giggle*''
      ``Aww, C'mon C'mon C'mon!'' but God only giggleth, and sprayeth His Soda through His Nose, and said ``Watch This... *snicker*''

``Abraham -- Behold, here I am. Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.''

Well, we all know how that old joke went. And we commemerate the Evidence that God does have a sense of humor -- albeit not a very mature one, but this is the guy who designed snot, incontinence, farts, skunks, and the faces we make when we come. (According to Godspo, not only does he play dice, but He cheats, too.)
And so to commemerate the day that it happened, A High Holy Day was made, only to be subverted by nasty no fun grayfaces, who thought it blasphemous that God might have anything to do with Dumb Jokes, when all the evidence points to the contrary: Platypuses, Lemmings, Mucous, Irony, Sea Urchins, Evangelists, Lawn Jockeys, Flamingos, hydroplaning, you name it.