The Torot of Eris

Lo, herein is much Blessed Bull, a proper consort of the Sacred Chao.

Let's see how the cards fall for you today (and, in all likelihood, how they fell for you yesterday and will fall for you tomorrow [and, while we're on the subject of ``falling for,'' I hope you believe that getting the same reading time after time is a demonstration of the reading's accuracy and not some indication of laziness])...