TAKE FOUR

In this world, there are two kinds of people -- those who Get It and those who Don't. If the meaning of this is not immediately obvious to you, count yourself as one of the latter.

	Praise be to Eris that the world has finally caught up with Discordians. We've known for centuries that the best way to experience anything (except, perhaps, for surgery) is rough-shod and willy-nilly, with tangents and cosines and all those other things that serve to hold your interest and keep you young. All that Greyface-induced order in grammar school didn't do anything but put you to sleep. Don't let THEM tell you how you should learn. Most of the stuff herein has been shamelessly lifted from the Principia Discordia, a bunch is local to my personal Madness, some is the pseudointellectual property of Pope Icky Fundament, PZK, and the remainder belongs to Goddess-knows-who. I'll let y'all know as soon as their lawyers contact me. Take a look around. Enlightenment can be found in the damnedest places. Hail Eris!

Brought to you by the twisted mind of Episkopos Aloysius Thudthwacker,
Keeper of the Truth,
Self-Important World Jester,
Minister of the ULC,
Authority Disfigure,
Unofficial Non-Spokesperson for the Oriental Trading Company,
Priest of Spode

and, among the boring, Joe Formoso.

Believe it or not (see iffen I care)